Number one - nowhere to run
Number two - we'll find you
Number three - wait and see
Number four - knock at the door
Number five - skinned alive
Number six - we know your tricks
Number seven- lucky for some
Number eight - don't be late
As drafted by the cartoonist Higgins for 'Colin' on the back cover of Accountancy Age
In a similar vein I'll attempt to complete the list
Number nine - pay the interest and fine
Number ten - don't do it again
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