Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients.
Singapore surgeon declares: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside
Johannesburg surgeon replies: "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
Frankfurt surgeon observes: "I think librarians are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Dubai surgeon points out: I like construction workers. They always understand
when you have a few parts left over."
London surgeon shuts them all up by claiming: "Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There is no guts, no heart, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the derriere are interchangeable."
With thanks to Naomi Saunders of dTax for permission to copy her from newsletter