He was a very cautious man, who never romped or played.
He never smoked, he never drank, nor even kissed a maid.
And when he up and passed and away, insurance was denied.
For since he hadn't ever lived, they claimed he never died.
- Anon
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Marvellous, Mark! There should be more of this sort of stuff on business blogs!
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