"There's money. And then there's MY money"
- Anonymous client to accountant about funding a forthcoming tax bill
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons"
- Woody Allen
"I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money"
- George Burns
"One of the mysteries of human conduct is why adult men and women are ready to sign documents they have not read, at the behest of salesmen they don't know, binding them to pay for articles they do not want, with money they do not have."
- Gerald Hurst,
"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly to you while he's overcharging you."
- Kin Hubbard
"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
- Ilie Nastase