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Bob Newhart's quotes about accounting

American funny man Bob Newhart originally trained to be an accountant.

He explains that when attempting reconciliations he reckoned that:
"as long as you got within two or three bucks of it, you were all right. But that didn’t catch on … At the end of the day I had to balance the petty cash with the slips—every time you give out money you had to get a slip. It had to balance. Well, I’d be there for three or four hours tying to figure out where the last dollar or dime went to. So finally I’d just take it out of my pocket and I’d put it in. If there were two dollars leftover, I’d take it out … And they told me you can’t do that. You gotta find it. I said, “you’re paying me five dollars an hour to find two cents—it doesn’t make sense.” So I wasn’t a very good accountant." His 1988 biography quotes Newhart as saying that if he hadn’t taken a gamble with comedy he would still be an accountant:
“Keep in mind, when I started in the late fifties, I didn’t say to myself, ‘Oh, here’s …

Accounting films #MakeAfilmAccounting

Following the hashtag #MakeAfilmAccounting on twitter revealed the following fun suggestions:

A long time ago in an accountant’s office far, far away…was the movie: The Annual Return of the Jedi
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Mad Tax
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The classic accounting tale of a man falsely imprisoned – The Accountant of Monte Cristo
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 Up close and personal tax
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The Shawshank Tax Redemption
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 In a world where everyone is an accountant, you should watch the 50's tax classic, Rebel Without a Clause
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Vatman returns
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 Love Actuarilly
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 Saving Mr Bankrupt
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The Accountant of Monte Cristo
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Tax Driver
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Raiders of the profit and loss ark
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Cashablanca
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Daft letters to the taxman

The following extracts from letters received by the taxman were first published in Taxation magazine in 1958*
"I received your income tax form, but had to go into hospital an hour afterwards"
"I have not been living with my husband for several years, and have much pleasure in enclosing his last will and testament"
"Please correct this assessment. I have not worked for the past 3 months, as I have broken my leg. Hoping you will do the same."
"My husband is in HM Forces. I have no children. Trusting it will have your attention."
"Please send me a claim form, as I have had a baby. I had one before, but it got dirty and I burnt it."
"My husband died on 3 November. is there any post-war credit due, as I understand that a person has to die before receiving any benefit?"
"I cannot pay the full amount at the moment as my husband is in hospital. As soon as I can I will send you the remains."
"I have to inform you that m…

Who Says Accountants Are Boring? Not WithumSmith+Brown

Crazy business expense claims

HMRC has published a list of what they claim to be the most outlandish expenses that customers tried to offset against business profits: Holiday flights to the CaribbeanLuxury watches as Christmas gifts for staff - from a company with no employeesInternational flights for dental treatment ahead of business meetingsPet food for a Shih Tzu ‘guard dog’Armani jeans as protective clothing for painter and decoratorCost of regular Friday night ‘bonding sessions’ - running into thousands of pounds.Underwear - for personal useA garden shed for private use - plus the costs of the space it takes up in the gardenBetting slipsCaravan rental for the Easter weekend.