To give you an idea of what to expect it includes the quotes:
I give my client what real accountants can't.
I'm a street accountant, I work the streets.
How about a little numbers action?
I've got certain financial needs and they can service them for me.
Used calculators, dirty balance sheets, sharpened pencils all left lying around.
The police can't do anything unless they catch them performing accounting services on the street
I've left my chartered accountant for ever. I want to be your only client.