Monday, June 19, 2017

Nine things only employed accountants will understand

  1. People never really understand what your job really involves
  2. The colour scheme on your spreadsheet is actually important.
  3. It's infuriating when a balance sheet doesn't balance.
  4. Having the auditors on site is a pain in the neck.
  5. No one wants to know when your cash flow shows no flow.
  6. Everyone thinks you can help them pay less tax.
  7. Friends only call when they want financial advice.
  8. New versions of microsoft excel are really exciting.
  9. Everything in life can be reduced to debits and credits
Do add comments re: anything else you think is missing from this list.
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