Friday, June 02, 2017

Withheld tax awards for large, medium-sized and small firms

Awards not presented at the most recent Tolley's Taxation Awards Ceremony included:

Large firm
  • Longest name for a tax team in a large firm
  • Hardest working manager whose partner takes credit for their work
  • Most widely dispersed tax 'team' in a large firm
Medium sized firm
  • Highest percentage lock-up in a medium sized firm
  • Most imaginative disclosure on a tax return by a medium sized firm
  • Longest meeting with HMRC in a medium sized firm
  • Most fee notes for tax advice given to one client in one year, in a medium sized firm
  • Fastest integration of newly merged firm with fewest staff losses
Small firm
  • Most engaged twitter account in the name of a small firm (never awarded - too few entries)
  • Highest number of staff per partner in a small firm
  • Best reasonable excuse for a late filed tax return by a small firm
Individual awards
  • Most obscure tax qualifications
  • Most pedantic tax author
  • Least qualified Treasury minister
  • Tax smartarse of the year
And one you wouldn't want to win:
  • Worst client toilet in a small firm
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