....I woke up every hour and cried.
I'm not saying my accountant is too literal, but when I asked him to check my balance, he pushed me over.
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A late night.
He had a ton of paper work to do. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t budget. So he decided to work it out with a pencil.