Friday, February 09, 2018

A Valentine message for an Accountant

Debits are left
Credits are right
When I looked at you
Love at first sight.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Balanced Ledgers
Have me thinking of you

Unbalanced Accounts 

Are near misses
Perfect though

Are your hugs and kisses

Fraud makes me sad
You make me glad

Please be my Accountant Valentine

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