Tuesday, December 22, 2020

5 Christmas cracker jokes for Accountants

What's the biggest overhead in Santa's accounts? 
- Private Elf care 

Why does Santa pay so little tax? 
- He claims Gift Relief (Gift Aid would've been funnier) 

What is the employment tax status of Santa’s helpers? 
- Elf-employed. 

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? 
- Net Present Value. 

Why did Santa get in trouble with the tax man?
- He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment.

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