- Private Elf care
Why does Santa pay so little tax?
- He claims Gift Relief (Gift Aid would've been funnier)
What is the employment tax status of Santa’s helpers?
- Elf-employed.
How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
- Net Present Value.
Why did Santa get in trouble with the tax man?
- He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment.
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