You may be an accountant if...

• Your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card; 
• You refer to your child as your 'entitlement to tax credits'; 
• You deduct Exlax as "Moving Expenses.
• At the movie "Indecent Proposal" you did a NPV calculation. 
• You decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline 
• If you have no idea that "GAP" is also a clothing store. 

 Any more?