Ten accounting puns

1. Be audit you can be. 
2. It’s accrual world. 
3. Make every day account. 
4. Mind the GAAP! 
5. Excel at everything. 
6. Accounting is a career for smart assets. 
7. An accountant’s biggest workout is crunching numbers. 
8. Don’t hate, depreciate. 
9. Accountants can be the LIFO the party. 
10. Stoic accountants have good internal controls.