Accounting: A bunch of numbers running around looking for an argument.
If you need accounting to prove it, it was probably not true in the first place.
Obviously accounting pays, otherwise there would be no accountants.
There is nothing more permanent than temporary account.
Accounting will prove anything, even the truth.
Accounting is economics without assumptions.
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