Written and performed by Ayd Instone
Click his name to hear him perform this in the style of the Beatles.
Let me tell you how it will be
With expenses claims on what seems right to me
Paid by the taxpayer! Yeah by the taxpayer!
I'll furnish my second home for free
Cos after all I'm your MP
And you're the taxpayer! Yeah you're the taxpayer
If I have a castle you'll pay for my moat
If I fancy sailing you'll pay for my boat
If you question me I'll sit and gloat
I'll claim every penny, every shilling and groat
From you the taxpayer!
Don't ask me if it's within the rules (Ah ah Mr Cameron)
For years we've treated you all as fools (Ah ah Mr Brown)
And you're the taxpayer!Yeah you're the taxpayer!
My advice to those who moan
Taxpayer!
Repay the mortgage on my non-existent loan
Taxpayer!
And you're the taxpayer! Yeah you're the taxpayer!
And you're working for no-one but me
(I think George would have appreciated the sentiment)
With due credit and thanks to Ayd Instone for permission to post this here.
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