I've been posting the occasional list of fun tax tweets I've picked up on twitter. This time I'm sharing tweets about accountants that made me smile.
My accountant told me to put money into LAND.... so I dug a hole and put it in the garden...
@softwareus
We're taking a cab up to Cambridge, our cabbie is a former accountant (with his own Blackberry!). Man, the recession is worse than I thought
@jackfoster74
Mother is discussing invoicing with me (she's an accountant). Hope she doesn't plan on submitting one for my first 18 years.
@ComplexDiamond
My (just turned) 2yo just counted to ten! He might be an accountant like his uncle.
@MichaTaylor
If all the economists in the world were laid end to end they still wouldn't reach a conclusion. -accountant father in law
@jimupchurch
Sorry about this one... A tongue tried to hire an accountant. The accountant said no. There's no accounting for taste.
@StillDrew
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