- Trial balances don’t. (Not always, anyway)
- Working capital does not. (Work, that is)
- Liquidity tends to run out. (Faster than you think)
- The bottom line is only the tip of the iceberg. (What lies beneath matters more)
- Depreciation is inevitable. (For assets and accountants)
- Forecasts are mostly fiction. (But we make them anyway)
- Profit is an opinion, cash is a fact. (Ask any struggling business)
- The auditor is always right. (Especially when they say you're wrong)
- A budget is a wild guess wrapped in spreadsheets
- There is nothing more permanent than a temporary account
- An accountant is a person who will explain that you did not make the money you thought you had
- If in doubt, reconcile. (Then reconcile again)
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Friday, March 28, 2025
A dozen laws of accountancy that weren't covered in your studies
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