Friday, May 02, 2025

10 reasons accountants make great friends

  1. They're an asset that never depreciates 
  2. They can work out how to split the bill after a meal (and could do so before apps were developed to resolve this important life skill) 
  3. You can always count on them 
  4. They make everything balance and give credit where it's due
  5. They're used to deadlines – and will still turn up to your party on time
  6. They won't judge your spreadsheet, but they might colour-code it.
  7. They're used to balancing competing priorities – like beer versus wine.
  8. If things go wrong, they'll calmly say: “Let’s see where the numbers don’t add up.”
  9. They believe in full disclosure – unless you ask how much they really love spreadsheets
  10. They appreciate long-term value – so they’ll never take you for granted

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