Imagine you are driving and see two people ahead of you who won't get out of the way. You recognise them as a local traffic warden and a tax inspector. If you had to hit one of them which would you choose?
Accountants would generally go for the Inspector of Taxes. After all, it has to be Business before Pleasure.
Thanks again to Keith Gordon for sharing that one with me.
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