When you look at the central image of a spade on the Ace of Spades it is often more ornate than that on the other aces and the reason is tax related!
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Friday, July 21, 2023
Stamp Duty and playing cards
When you look at the central image of a spade on the Ace of Spades it is often more ornate than that on the other aces and the reason is tax related!
Friday, February 23, 2018
Are HMRC scared of witches putting spells on them?
Some years back the Romanian government passed a law to tax the income of witches, fortune tellers, and astrologers.Associated Press had previously reported that Romanian senators rejected a proposal to tax witches and fortune tellers. The suggestion was that they were scared of hearing those feared words:
"Abracadabra, we'll turn all of you into toads!"
The BBC then reported that the witches were using cat excrement and dead dogs to cast spells on the government for making them pay income tax. Apparently Magic and superstition in Romania are taken very seriously. The president and his aides wear purple on Thursdays, allegedly to ward off evil spirits.
Somehow I can't imagine HMRC being worried about wrong predictions. They get enough of these from 'experts' ;-)
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Anti Tax Man
We all make things vanish, transpose, appear, transform etc on a daily basis. What if you woke up one day & found you really could do this stuff? Maybe after being bitten by a radioactive magic rabbit?
No props, no gimmicks, just real magical powers
Would you simply become the worlds greatest magician? Or don a colourful costume & save the world from injustice?
If you chose the latter & became a super hero - what would you call yourself?
I thought I'd become 'Anti Tax Man'. Well, I couldn't call myself, SuperTaxMan could I?
Any better suggestions? Please add them by way of comments on this thread or by email.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Not another boring accountant (part two)
I explained how and why I came to appear on Newsnight in a previous posting.
My actual TV slot comprised a very short magic trick (the self assessment pom pom stick) followed by me entering into the spirit of things, by being shown 'magically' changing from one outfit to another.. The idea was to provide examples to match the voice over - If not a magician then what next for the chartered accountant in films? So, through the wonders of television, as they say, they showed me magically transforming into a mad scientist then a James Bond style secret agent and finally a gumshoe detective.
At the end I recall Peter Snow, who hadn't seen what we filmed, started his subsequent interview by saying. Of course, not all accountants are as entertaining as Mark Lee. How kind!
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