Accountancy themed Christmas cracker jokes

What is the employment tax status of Santa’s helpers?
Elf-employed.

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.

Why does Santa like visiting homes in the UK?

He can claim gift relief.

Why did the accountant fall off his bed?

He didn't have a balance sheet.

Why did Santa get in trouble with HMRC?

He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment.

Accountant's christmas confession

Seen on a website for anonymous confessions:

"I’m an accountant. Every Christmas our office has a secret vote for the client who has been the biggest pain in the backside. We then report the winner to HMRC regardless of whether we have any concerns about their tax affairs. Invariably they get a full audit so we get more work. It’s win win".