This was almost the description ascribed to CCH new Premier Protection policy at its public launch last week.
I say 'almost' as nobody did quite describe the policy in this way. But Marketing Manager, Tori Moreton was hobbling around with her leg in a plaster cast. She explained that when it rained she had to wear what she described as a 'legdom' - which apparently is a tight rubber sleeve of some sort that keeps the water out and the plaster dry.
I can't recall who suggested that the new tax fee protection policy was a bit like a condom too!