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Friday, April 29, 2016
Does an FD need to keep a close touch on everything?
A UK based Finance Director once reported that he had realised all was not well when he discovered that the company's BMW was actually in Madrid and being used by a prostitute.
Apparently this led to the FD's realisation that the company was not totally committed to traditional corporate governance.
Friday, April 15, 2016
Monty Python - The audit
Strangely current despite dating back to pre decimilisation!
NB: Only worth watching through to 1.46. The rest is quite separate.
NB: Only worth watching through to 1.46. The rest is quite separate.
Friday, April 08, 2016
Fighting off the ladies is half the job
While this t-shirt is self mocking it did make me smile, hence the reason it's on the blog this week.
It's available from TeeSpring.
It's available from TeeSpring.
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