Friday, May 19, 2017

This one is for American accountants only...

An accountant is talking to the young child of one of his friends and says, "Do you know what I do?'

"Daddy says you're a CPA."
"That's right. Did he tell you what CPA stands for?"
"Well, he says you're a Complete Pain in the Arse."

How to describe a glass that's half full/empty

To the pessimist, it is 1/2 empty To the optimist, it’s 1/2 full To Excel, it is 1st February. (Jan 2nd in the US) To an AI chatbot,  there ...