Friday, May 19, 2017

This one is for American accountants only...

An accountant is talking to the young child of one of his friends and says, "Do you know what I do?'

"Daddy says you're a CPA."
"That's right. Did he tell you what CPA stands for?"
"Well, he says you're a Complete Pain in the Arse."

Valentine messages for accountants in love

No need for adjustments, No late review — My forecast is clear: I’m in love with you. Roses are red, The budget is tight, But loving you ...