Analyses figuresCalculates calmlyCounsels clientsOrganises chaosUnlocks understandingNavigates numbersTames taxAvoids assumptionsNurtures trustTransforms businesses
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What is an ACCOUNTANT?
An ACCOUNTANT is someone who:
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What is an ACCOUNTANT?
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