Thursday, August 28, 2008

Origin of the 'bayonet the wounded' line

An auditor is a man who watches the battle from the safety of the hills and then comes down to bayonet the wounded.

Sir Charles Lyell, 1797 - 1875, American accountant.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Greatest auditor comment. Ever.

Anonymous said...

An American accountant? Was he knighted by the President?

Anonymous said...

Sir Charles Lyell was a contemporary of Charles Darwin and a noted geologist. Perhaps there is another but not a "sir" per se.

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