The following lines are hardly PC but they did make me smile. Apparently inspired by a line in a recent report published jointly by the TaxPayers Alliance and the IoD referencing wealth and sexual prowess. The following all appeared on 21 May with the hashtag #TPAchatuplines
@christopherward Fancy a quickie? Make sure you use a non-dom.
"You know what they say, it's not the size of the state, it's what you do with it"
Nice laffer curves
I am writing to make a request under the Freedom of Information Act 2005. Are you free next Saturday?
Assets aren't the only thing I'll be stripping tonight.
Keynes said "In the long run we are all dead". What are you doing tonight?
Your dress is like my ideal tax system. Cut low and with lots of transparency
Bottom up or top down?
Your second home or mine?
"If you come back with me tonight I'll show you my laffer curve"
I know a great way to stimulate your private sector
@rrana53: Oh, stop with your quantitative teasing.
Shall we take this offshore?
No, I don't think we're going too far too fast
There was negative growth? Thats never happened to me before
Sorry darling, I don't pay tax on a first date