- Getting laid is not an option for me.
- Indoors doing purchase testing.
- Reading about getting taxed when you die, sheff hallam I signed up for boring not depressing
- Why do people automatically assume we know everything about taxes as soon as we say we are CPAs?
- Why can't I make the numbers do my bidding???
- When hot girls only talk to you for tax advice I hate accounting.
- My trial balance doesn't equal.
- I hate that the numbers on a telephone are opposite of a keyboard. I can never dial a phone number right the first time.
- The thought of spending the rest of my life in this profession is making this first work day even more miserable
- You accept an engagement and work till midnight. Non-chargeable admin code
- I am a pro-fes-ion-al at excel spreadsheets #nerd
- You complete a federal return and pass it up for review. Completed return for wrong year
- Hot girl: so what do you do for living? Me: I'm an accountant Hot girl: *silent pause* oh *walks away*