Friday, December 13, 2013

You know you've been talking about work too much when....

The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.

Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a coach, would that be classed as income or a capital gain?"

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

12 days of Christmas at Greenstones Accountants

With many thanks to Simon Chaplin (far left, back row) for sending this over to me and a merry Christmas to all at Greenstones (Proactive accountants in Peterborough)

Monday, December 09, 2013

Cassons Christmas song - Holding out for an Accountant hero

This is a great video from accountancy firm Cassons with specially adapted lyrics and, one presumes, featuring staff and partners in a variety of roles and guises.

Friday, December 06, 2013

Newton's law of accounting

1. For every accountant, there is equal and opposite accountant.
2. Both of them are wrong.

Two drunk accountants have an outrageous idea

At the end of a long day, 2 accountants, Peter and Paul, have had a few drinks and are reviewing their decision to invest in a new building...