Christmas carols (1)

We nick ye merry gentlemen and confiscate your sleigh 

For using it to bootleg booze and ciggies from Calais 

To you we're wise, 

you've dodged excise, 

We've tailed you all the way. 

You're go-o- ing to pris-i-on old boy! 

Oh what a joy! 

You're go-o-ing to Wormwood Scrubs old boy! 

Written by Chris Williams and first published in Taxation magazine 20 December 2007