New year titters from twitter that deserve a mention on this blog:
When Bono was born, a tax accountant, a media lawyer and a publicist brought gifts of money, money and money to his gold baby throne
@tattysaint
blue sky, crisp winter day, what on earth could spoil it. Hmmm, this letter from my accountant showing corp tax and SATR due, happy new year
@daddywatchy
Busy all day! Beaten tax return into shape but owing to complexity of 08/09 fin.year (and by idiocy of former employer), off to accountant.
@vidjam
Trying to organize tax stuff. Building and filling spreadsheets. Can't wait to try & find all my supply receipts. TG I got an accountant!
@JesSwitaj
Can't seem to locate the receipt I left on my desk before I took my holiday leave and the accountant's bugging me like crazy - HOLD ON!
@Rambuc
I'm supposed to be adding up receipts for my tax return but instead I'm typing this.
@RealDMitchell (yup - The Real David Mitchell - from PeepShow and Mitchell & Webb)
I accidentally laundered 15 pounds! Take that, inland revenue!
@teknolog
Tax return done. Yes. Dear Inland Revenue, I hate you with a passion usually reserved only for cold callers and people who say "should of"
@Olly_Richards
I *really* wish the Inland Revenue's Self Assessment guidance notes were available in a language other than pure gibberish.
@DaveyHaste
Accountant seems to say I'm a very good photographer - which must be why I have unexpectedly large tax bill to pay by 31 Jan. Oh dear...
@PhotoGordon
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