"I know my accountant isn't boring because... he isn't afraid to take his shirt off on the beach"
"I know my accountant isn't boring because... his lunch doesn't consist of the dreaded sandwich at the desk"
"I know my accountant isn't boring because... he swims/runs/cycles to raise money for good causes"
"I know my accountant isn't boring because... he's up on fraud charges......
"I know my accountant isn't boring because... he wears the most elegant frocks!"
"I know my accountant isn't boring me because... because he is boring someone else!
- Richard Colburn
"I know my accountant isn't boring because.....he has a ponytail & plays the guitar"
- Martin Bamford
Any more for any more?
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A cracking list Mark!!!! I'll be using a few of these.
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