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Friday, June 24, 2016
New style acronyms for accountants
YAPAs - Young Ambitious Professional Accountants
EWES - Experts With Expensive Style
TAPAS - Top Accountants Planning Awesome Setoffs
MAGIC - Masterful Accountants Generating Instant Credits
TRICKs - Tax Returns that Interest Cute Kittens
CARDS - Clever Accountants Reading Dull Standards
PAULA - People Against the Use of Lousy Acronyms
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