My accountant printed this year's balance sheet in colour - red.
What's the definition of unlikely?
- A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'
There are three kinds of accountants in the world.
- Those who can count and those who can't.
A fool and his money are soon audited
Accounting: a collection of figures running around looking for an argument
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