Friday, April 13, 2018

Do accountants laugh?

"Do accountants laugh?" was a question posed online by top Comedy Magician, John Archer ahead of a gig for accountants.

Among the replies he received were:
  • It depends on their clients
  • Only when they lose their balance
  • When it's at someones else's expense
  • Yes, when their balance sheet balances
  • As soon as you pay their bill

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