- DEBITS = Desperate Executives Broken by Insider Trading
- EBITDA = Earnings Before I Tricked the Dumb Auditor
- EBIT = Earnings Before Irregularities and Tampering
- LOMBARD = Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
- CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer
- CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer
- NABRO = Not Another Bloody Regulatory Organisation
- NAV = Normal Andersen Valuation
- EPS = Eventual Prison Sentence
- FRS = Fantasy Reporting Standards
- P/E = Parole Entitlement
- FIMBRA = Federation of Investment Malpractitioners and Big-time Rip-off Artists
- ISA = Interesting Savings Alternative
- ASB = Adding-up Silly Balances
Friday, May 10, 2019
Imaginary explanations of financial related acronyms
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