Friday, December 10, 2021

Accountant's christmas confession

Seen on a website for anonymous confessions:

"I’m an accountant. Every Christmas our office has a secret vote for the client who has been the biggest pain in the backside. We then report the winner to HMRC regardless of whether we have any concerns about their tax affairs. Invariably they get a full audit so we get more work. It’s win win".

The interchageable accountant

I love this story of the interchageable accountant. Peter wanted a new accountant. He spent ages asking around his local area and getting po...