- Anxiety Transfer Expert – because your panic is our spreadsheet
- Business Continuity Practitioner – making sure your cash flow doesn’t flatline
- Numbers Facilitator – like a counsellor, but with pivot tables
- Finance Doctor – diagnosis: terminally overdrawn
- Money Multiplier – no rabbits, just receipts
- MANIAC (Money And Numbers Inspector And Counter) – the acronym that audits itself
- Cash Whisperer – fluent in the secret language of HMRC and petty cash
- Revenue Therapist – tell me where it hurts (and show me the P&L)
- The Profit Prophet – we see margin in your future
- Cash Flow Curator – we don’t create liquidity, we just make it look nice
Credits: MANIAC devised by Adrian Markey, Finance Doctor inspired by Mark Allen, Business continuity practitioner by Kris McCulloch and Money multiplier by Michelle Eshkeri
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