Friday, April 28, 2023

New names for accountants

 Accountaholic


Beenblower
Beancounter
Beankeeper

Closeted counter
Counting consultant
Counting countess

Double entry deviant
Dealer in debits and credits

Journal junkie
Legder lover
Number cruncher
Penny processor
Provisions peddler

Any more?

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