Friday, October 20, 2023

The Song of a Lovesick Accountant

The Song of a Lovesick Accountant 

How to account for your loss of interest? 
How to analyse your manner strange? 
Tell me truly of my errors: 
Narrate the reasons for this change. 

Your company and loving presence 
I value over all else on earth. 
If some goodwill can now be shown 
I venture we’ll see love’s rebirth. 

Reconciliation swift I now am seeking: 
This current impasse leaves me tense. 
Do not discount my urgent pleading: 
Do not keep me in suspense. 

 Dennis Flynn

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