Perhaps the original here was the T-shirt that offered a definition of an accountant:
"Someone who does precision guesswork, based on unreliable data, provided by those of questionable knowledge - See also wizard, magician"
If you know me, you'll know why this has always appealed.
Others you might prefer include:
"Life’s a balance sheet – assets, liabilities, and too much depreciation."
"Accountant by day, spreadsheet ninja by night."
"People think accountants are boring… until they need one. Then we’re rockstars!"
"My life’s mission: trying to explain to people what a ‘debit’ really is."
"I tried ‘work-life balance’ once. The formula didn’t add up."
"Some say love makes the world go round. I say it’s double-entry bookkeeping."
"Being an accountant: the daily thrill of being almost accurate!"
