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Friday, May 09, 2025
What happens when professionals make a mistake?
A doctor's mistake is buried
A lawyer's mistake is imprisoned
A pharmacist's mistake is poisoned
An architect’s mistake becomes a 'feature',
An IT expert’s mistake is blamed on 'user error'
But, an accountant's mistake is...
....adjusted, corrected and reconciled!
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