ACCOUNTS – Always Chasing Clients, Often Underpaid, Never Taking Sabbaticals
RECAP – Routinely Explaining Concepts Again Patiently
RECEIPTS – Random Envelopes Containing Evidence In Perpetual Tattered Shape
TARDIS – Time Allocation Rarely Delivers Income Sadly (How it feels quoting fixed fees for 'quick' jobs.)
P&L – Panic & Last-minute (The only true accounting method for sole traders at year-end.)
