“Tax is one of those things everyone agrees is necessary, provided someone else is paying most of it.” - David Mitchell
“There’s a wonderful moment when you realise the taxman knows exactly how much you owe… and is waiting to see if you do.” - Billy Connolly
“I have a tax problem. I’ve paid too much.” - Spike Milligan
“People say ‘pay your fair share’ as if anyone knows what that is — including the people collecting it.” - Romesh Ranganathan
“I earn just enough to worry about tax, but not enough to feel clever about it.” - Josh Widdicombe
“People love saying ‘tax the rich’ until they realise the rich includes anyone more organised than them.” - Katherine Ryan
“There’s a moment when you start earning more and suddenly HMRC knows your name.” - Rob Beckett
“I like the idea of tax being simple. I just don’t believe anyone who says it is.” - Sara Pascoe
“I enjoy bureaucracy when it’s someone else’s problem — which is why accountants deserve respect.” - Joe Lycett
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