What does VAT stand for? VAT = [V]ery [A]nnoying [T]ax. What else did you expect?
Thanks to Matt Chatterley (@matchedit)
Spent 25 min waiting for Atlanta business tax office to answer phone. Would be nice if their hold message said THEY'RE CLOSED ON FRIDAY!
Poor Paul Mckibben (@paulmckibben)
Have just learnt that the Russian government have cut the tax on vodka to help their citizens ease the pain of financial doom. So clever.
(@justcookit.co.uk)
I'm hoping my tax return allows me to get a new bike
Thanks to Daniel Versola (@danielversola)
I just did my first tax return! It was fun! :)
(@ursalaura)
This ouija board is clearly defective. Either that or lost receipts don't have souls. My accountant will not be happy...
(@Badwisdom)
OK - well I found them funny. Let me know if you find anything better!
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