"I'm not 50, I'm 43 plus VAT"When VAT goes back up to 17.5%, 50 yr olds will be 42 plus VAT!
I suppose you could try a similar approach if caught speeding at anything upto 15% above the limit, but I wouldn't recommend it!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Remember the VAT rate when you hit 50
Not to everyone's style and too late for me but when you hit age fifty you could claim:
I suppose you could try a similar approach if caught speeding at anything upto 15% above the limit, but I wouldn't recommend it!
I suppose you could try a similar approach if caught speeding at anything upto 15% above the limit, but I wouldn't recommend it!
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Ha! That'd be a good one.
Sorry officer, but I was just..!
Yes, very well sir, we'll only fine you X + VAT!! ;)
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