“I never ask my accountants to help me to make a decision. I rely on my gut feeling and then call in the accountants to make it work.”
Richard Branson
"When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time.... "yes" he said. "Death would help."
Robert Morley
Previous quotes on this blog can be found here, here and here
Were the Owl and the Pussycat involved in tax avoidance?
A simple analysis suggests that this Edward Lear poem is all about tax avoidance. T he Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea [going offsh...
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? How many would you like it to be? How many accountants does it take to change a li...
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1. You work very odd hours. 2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy. 3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the mo...
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The most obvious answer as to why accountants are sometimes referenced, disparagingly, as 'beancounters' might involve counting the ...
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