“I never ask my accountants to help me to make a decision. I rely on my gut feeling and then call in the accountants to make it work.”
Richard Branson
"When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time.... "yes" he said. "Death would help."
Robert Morley
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