Friday, August 22, 2025

Late arrivals at the Accountants' Awards dinner

I’m been a judge and attended many Accountancy awards. The dinners and award parties are often spoiled by latecomers. Love their names (inspired by the radio show, 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'
  • Mr and Mrs Lentry, and their daughter Deb 
  • Mr and Mrs Itor, and their daughter Aud 
  • The Preciation family and their dipsomaniac daughter Dee, whose balance is always reducing and who never seems to go in a straight line... 
  • The twin Entrybookkeeping brothers - it's double Entrybookkeeping 
  • Mrs Ternalaudit and her son Ian (her divorced husband, couldn't make it. He's her Ex) 
  • Mr and Mr Trolacount and their son Con. 
  • From Germany, Mr & Mrs Inkind and their son Benny Fitz
  • Mr and Mrs Quidasset and their son Lee 
  • All the way from Bermuda, Mr and Mrs Haven and their son Tex 
  • Mr and Mrs Payedtax and their adopted Korean son Un 
  • Mr and Mrs Taxation preferred not to be announced as late. They asked if their arrival could be described as 'deferred'. 
  • Finally, please welcome Mr and Mrs Prophet with their daughter Annette, and their tall son nicknamed Grows. 

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Late arrivals at the Accountants' Awards dinner

I’m been a judge and attended many Accountancy awards. The dinners and award parties are often spoiled by latecomers. Love their names (ins...