Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Inaccurate precision

An accountant was visiting the Natural History Museum and said to the person standing next to him, "That dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old."

"How did you get such exact information?"

"I was here ten months ago and the guide said the dinosaur was two billion years old."

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