Seems such a waste not to record these for posterity:
I once got a letter from the Inland Revenue asking me what my address was
@hmmmm_tea
called the inland revenue, 10 minutes of recorded announcements how I shouldn't call them because they have a website
@WebFreelancer
Having to speak to Inland Revenue today.... I will be washing my mouth out with tepid salt water immediately afterwards to avoid infection.
@brainopops
Just cost Revenue & Customs £45k by signing 600 Inland Revenue cheques for clients in time to get their £75 incentive. Satisfying work.
@rich_w
Inland Revenue - stop telling me to go to your website, I went there, it sucked and didn't tell me anything I needed to know, answer my call!
@TrillianNext
cold sweat. If one just gives ALL income straight to the Inland revenue when getting payed maybe then we'll be off the hook
@jonnalee
Wondering when, sweet lord, just when will the UK's inland revenue stop asking me for a tax return? Been gone from the UK for years now...
@csdot
I heard on the radio a couple of weeks ago that HMRC routinely ignore letters, fail to log calls etc. So I'm going to ignore them.
@snorestore
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Re the first - people do get letters from HMRC asking what their address is.
It's a bit of a pain when they don't realise it has arrived via their employer, and reply with smart comments that don't include their address...
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